America, land of the free and home of the brave. Where else in the world can you go to one event and see a NASCAR race, a demolition derby, and a hot dog eating contest, all without ever leaving your seat? Or go to one store and purchase dress socks, a vacuum cleaner, and some fruit rollups?
Yes, being an American definitely has its perks, all of which come by way of the greatest military power in the world, laying their lives on the line. Therefore, it is our duty as Americans to show our appreciation through fully embracing all that is American. This act is called Patriotism, and the Doozy Strap is here to make sure you’re the best damn Patriot you can be.
Showing your Patriotism.
Showing your patriotism is perhaps the easiest
yet most important part of being a patriot. Whether its standing to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game, or wearing nothing but an American Flag as a cape while pounding brew on the deck of a moving pontoon boat, this is where you proudly declare “these colors don’t run.” One thing you can’t be worrying about while showcasing how American you are is your beverage. How are you supposed to wave an American Flag, salute your veterans, and drink a frosty brew all at the same time? That’s where the Doozy strap comes in. With this baby, you can let the patriotism flow through you as freely as the liquid you’re sipping.
Appreciating America
America is the greatest country in the world. I know it, you know it, the whole world knows it. So why are you sitting in front of your computer right now instead of getting out there and enjoying it? Get out there and take some risks! Meet new people, explore nature, start a business, travel cross country following a band… whatever you do, do it with the peace of mind that America’s got your back. With a Doozy Strap you’ll be mixing it up with your fellow Americans with confidence, knowing your beverage is as safe as you are from Kim Jong Ill.
Benefiting From Being in America
Whether you were born in America or you’re a foreign exchange
student, you’re in America… enjoy it. And if you have the means, one incredible way to do this is to attend college, preferably in the south. College in America is badass. In fact, going to college in America is probably the coolest thing that happens in the modern world. Nowhere else can you get an experience quite like it. You get to move away from home and live by no ones rules but your own. The Doozy Strap is a must to help you get that full college experience…
Foam party is the ZTA house? You and your beer are there. Slip ‘N Slide in the quad? You’re going down it with a Doozy. At a field party and need a conversation starter for the hot chick in your Economics class? Just walk up to her with a Doozy on. She’ll be hooked. This thing will take your college life to heights you once thought impossible.
Whether you’re tailgating, camping, or shopping at Wal-Mart, adding a frosty brew to the mix immediately turns any good time into an American time. America is a cool place, so get out there and enjoy it to the fullest with a Doozy Strap







